Jack the Rabbit

One day Jack the rabbit drank a funny green liquid. He thought it was water coloured green by having some grass clippings and spinach in it, but it was actually coloured green because a mad scientist had mixed a bunch of liquids together and then put the liquid in Jack's house. After drinking the liquid, Jack went to bled, and had sweet rabbitey dreams of cotton candy and giant hammers. When he woke up the next morning, Jack's lush white pelt had turned green, and was oozing all over the place. Jack's little black eyes grew wide and he rubbed himself the walls to try to get the ooze off but it just wouldn't come off. A few hours later, after having been laughed at by his wife and twenty two children, Jack began to feel a little funny. He ate some grass to try to feel better, but to no avail. He hopped around in the sun and did ear stretches, but no matter what he did, the funny feeling remained.

That evening, as Jack was chewing on some grass, the ooze spontaneously lit on fire and Jack began to float, as well as glow spookily. He flailed his little bunny legs but gravity had reversed itself! Jack floated further and further upwards, a burning rabbit beacon. In the night, a chattering was heard. Many feet in the night followed the rabbit Jack.

Somewhere a scientist cackled.