Bath Mat

"The name's Mat. Bath Mat," said the new agent. "But you can call me Mat."
LG looked at the flat white bath mat in front of her and pursed her lips. Mat tried to wink at her, then realized he had no eyes. LG noticed the attempt but said nothing.
"Welcome to the world of spies," said LG. "For your first mission you will be going deep undercover, infiltrating the inner circle of crime lord The Whirlpool."